TMKOC: Bagha aur uski Sethani ji

Toh kahani kuchh iss prakar shuru hoti hai.

Ek din Jethalal ki dukaan mein customer bilkul naa ke barabar the. Aise mein Nattu kaka apne kuchh accounts file ka kaam kar rahe the. Jethalal bhi vyapari mitron se phone pe baat kar raha tha.

Lekin Bagha ke paas kuch kaam na hone ke kaaran woh bore ho raha tha.  Woh ubaasi le raha tha ye dekh Jethalal ko kuch achha nahi laga aur usne Bagha ko daant te hue kaha

Jethalal: Bagha tu dukaan mein sone aata hai ya kaam karne?

Bagha: Lekin sethji kuch kaam nahi aur customer bhi nahi hai toh main kya karu bore ho raha hu.

Jethalal: Achha ek kaam kar mere ghar ja wahan se ek file laani main bhool gaya woh leke aa.

Bagha: Ji sethji abhi leke aata hu.

Fir Bagha file lene ke liye dukaan se nikal gaya, Raaste mein auto stand tak jaane mein usko ek gift ki sale lagi hui dikhi. Usne socha kyu na Bawari ji ke liye main koi gift lelu?

Shaam ko jab unse milenga toh unko dunga woh bohot khush ho jayengi. Bagha bawari ke liye necklace le leta hai jo bohot sundar lag raha hota hai.

Bagha auto stand ki taraf badhta hai aur wahan se Gokuldham society nikal jaata hai. Woh Jethalal ke ghar ka doorbell bajata hai aur darwaza khatkhatata hai. Lekin koi darwaza nahi khol raha hota hai

Darasal uss time Tappu college gaya hota hai aur bapuji apne young-old group ke saath ghoomne gaye hote hai. Daya bhabhi naha rahi hoti hai. Woh doorbell aur darwaze ki awaaj sunti hai toh chillake bolti hai, “Aayi 5 minute.”

Bagha ye sunke intezaar karne lagta hai Fir Daya bhabhi jaldi se nahake saaree lapet ke baalon mein toliya baandh ke darwaza kholne jaati hai.

Daya bhai: Aayiye aayiye Bagha bhai!

Bagha: Namaste, Sethani ji, mujhe Sethji ne bheja hai woh file lene ke liye.

Daya bhabhi: Achha, aap andar toh aayiye!

Bagha Daya bhabhi ke geele baal toliye se bandhe hue dekh samjh jaata hai ki pakka sethani ji naha rahi hongi. Jabhi darwaza kholne mein itna samay laga. Bagha ghar mein aata hai.

Daya bhabhi kehti hai, “Baithiye Bagha bhai bataye kya lenge chai, coffee, ya Thanda?”

Bagha: Nahi nahi sethani ji in sab ki koi zarurat nahi hai. Aap bas file de diye jiye fir main chalta hu

Daya bhabhi: Arey ye kya Bagha bhai? Saara din kaam kaam! 5 min lagegi main abhi aapke liye chai bana deti hu.

Bagha: Thik hai ab aap itna keh rahi hai toh.

Daya bhabhi chai banane ke liye kitchen mein jaati hai aur chai bana shuru kar deti. Jab chai ubalne pe aati hai toh Ghar ka phone bajta hai. Daya chai ko chhod ke jaa nahi sakti thi ke kahin chai jal na jaaye. Woh Bagha se kehti hai.

Daya bhabhi: Bagha bhai zara phone laa doge main chai dekh rahi hu

Bagha: Ji sethani ji abhi lata hu.

Bagha dekhta hai ki phone ki ring bedroom se aa rahi hoti hai. Phone bed pe pada hota hai. Jaisi hi Bagha phone lene bedroom mein jaata hai toh uski nazar bed ke kone mein rakhi bra aur panty pe jaati hai.

Bagha ko jhatka lagta hai.  Woh samjh jaata hai ki shayad darwaza kholne ki jaldbaazi mein sethani ji bra penty pehna bhool gayi hai. Bagha sethani ji ke aise pade bra penty ko dekh ke khud se kehta hai.

“Nahi Bagha ye kya kar raha hai chupchap phone le aur sethani ji ko deke aa aur bhool ja jo tu ne dekha.” Lekin Bagha ki nazar unse hati nahi rahi hoti hai. Woh khud pe se kaabu khoke bina kuch soche samjhe Daya bhabhi ki penty uthata hai.

Aur apni pant ki jeb mein daal leta hai aur bra ko aise hi chhod deta hai, Fir woh phone uthake Daya bhabhi ko dene ke liye jaata hai

Lekin Bagha ko abhi bhi puri tarah yakin nahi tha ki sethani ji sahi mein bra penty pehna bhool gayi hai. Ya fir ho sakta hai woh wahan koi dusre ho jo sethani ji ne nikal ke rakhe ho.

Ye pakka karne ke liye ki sahi mein sethani ji ne bra penty nahi pehne hai woh sochta hai, “Mujhe sethani ji ke chhati ki taraf thoda dhyaan se dekhna hoga. Aur unhone bra nahi pehni hogi toh saaf pata chal jaayega blouse mein se.”

Bagha: Lijiye sethani ji phone.

Phone dete samay Bagha Daya bhabhi ke chaati ki aur badi bariki se dekh raha hota hai.

Daya bhabhi: Laayiye Bagha bhai bhot samay laga diya phone laane mein.

Bagha pakde na jaane ke dar se jhooth bolta hai. “Sethani ji phone bahar sofe pe hi pada tha. Usko uthate waqt mera thoda balance bigad gaya tha toh usme deri ho gayi.”

Daya bhabhi: Hey maa mata ji, aapko kahin lagi toh nahi Bagha bhai?

Bagha: Nahi nahi sethani ji main bilkul thik hu

Daya dobara phone milati hai. Woh phone Jethalal ka hota hai jo usne Daya bhabhi ko file dene ke silsile mein kiya hota hai

Chai banke tayyar thi. Daya bhabhi Bagha ko chai deti hai aur kehti hai, “Aap aaram se sofe baithiye main bedroom mein almaari mein se file leke aati hu.”

Ye sunke Bagha thoda ghabra jaata hai aur dheere se chai haath mein lete hue kehta hai thik hai Daya bhabhi jab bedroom mein file lene ke jaati hai. Toh uski nazar bhi bedroom ke kone mein padti hai jahan uski bra hoti hai.

Woh ye dekh ke ke chok jati hai ki ye yahan kaise ye toh maine pehne ke liye nikali thi. Fir usko ehsaas hota hai ki woh bra aur penty pehna bhool gayi. Seetha peticot, blouse ke upar saaree pehen li.

Lekin woh dekhti hai ki penty kahin nazar nahi aa rahi hai. Woh idhar udhar bathroom mein bhi dekhti hai lekin penty kahin nahi hoti hai.

Woh sochti hai ki, “Penty ja kahan sakti hai? Mere alawa toh ghar mein koi nahi tha. Bagha bhai bhi bedroom mein aaye nahi. Kyuki phone toh sofe pe tha aur wahan se leke aaye the.’

Toh woh sochti hai ye sab pe baad mein charcha karegi abhi filhaal Bagha bhai ko file de deti hu. Jab Daya bhabhi file leke bedroom se Bagha ki taraf jaa rahi thi file dene ke liye toh uss doraan woh bhot sharma bhi rahi thi. Kyu ki usne bra penty nahi pehni thi andar.

Bagha bhai ke saamne se woh kaise aa sakti hai. Lekin ab uspe itna samay bhi nahi tha ki woh saaree utare aur dusre bra penty pehne. Woh himmat karke aise hi Bagha ke saamne chali jaati hai

Daya bhabhi: Lijiye Bagha bhai file

Bagha: Shukriya sethani ji!

Daya bhabhi: Ek baar check kar lijiye Bagha bhai ye wahi file hai ki nahi.

Bagha dekhta hai aur kehte hai ji sethani ji yahi file hai. Ab Bagha ke nikalne ka samay ho gaya tha. Lekin Bagha ki pant ki jeb mein padi sethani ji ki penty usko roke rakhna chahti thi.

Bagha himmat karke khada hota hai jaane ki aur nikalta. Tabhi uske dimaag mein ek khyaal aaya hai.

“Kyu na jo gift maine Bawari ji ke liye liya hai woh main sethani ji ko dedu? Ye kehke ki ye gift sethji ne unke liya bhijwaya hai aur unko ye bhi keh dunga ki sethji aapke hao bhao dekhna chahte hai. Toh aap aankhein bandh kar lijiye.”

Bagha: Sethani ji! Main toh bhool hi gaya tha.

Daya bhabhi: Kya Bagha bhai?

Bagha: Sethji ne aapke liye ek gift bheja hai.

Daya bhabhi: Kya kaha gift aur mere liye kya kya jaldi bataiye.

Bagha: Aur sethji ne kaha hai ki woh aapke hao bhao dekhna chahte hai surprise gift dekhe. Toh unhone kaha tha ki Bagha Daya ko kehna aankhein bandh kare aur tu uska video record kar lena gift lete hue samay ka.

Daya bhabhi: Ye Tappu ke papa bhi nahi ek dum chhupe rustam hai. Bagha bhai abhi toh Tappu ke papa yahan nahi hai aap aise hi gift dikha dijiye.

Bagha: Nahi sethani ji seth ji ne mujhe khaas bola hai video ke liye woh jaate hi video maangenge

Daya bhabhi: Achha thik hai main aankh bandh karti hu aap gift nikaliye

Bagha gift nikal raha hota hai. Toh tabhi dekhta hai ki Daya bhabhi cheating kar rahi hoti hai aur chupke se aankh khol rahi hoti hai

Bagha: Sethani ji aap toh cheating kar rahe hain.

Daya bhabhi: Sorry sorry Bagha bhai ab nahi karungi

Bagha: Ek kaam karte hai main aapki aankhon pe patti baandh deta hu fir aap nahi dekh paoge

Daya bhabhi: Achha thik hai baandhiye patti

Jaise hi Daya bhabhi aankhen bandh karti hai, Bagha Daya bhabhi ke pichhe jaata hai. Usi ki penty uski aankhon pe baandh deta hai. Ab Daya bhabhi Bagha ke saamne akeli hoti hai. Woh bhi aankho pe penty bandhe hue jo Daya bhabhi ki hi hoti hai

Ye drishya dekh ke Bagha toh samjho pagal sa hi ho gaya tha upar se woh video bhi bana hi raha tha.

Daya bhabhi: Laayiye Bagha bhai ab gift dijiye Tappu ke papa ne ho bheja hai

Bagha: Ek min sethani hi woh wahi necklace nikalta hai jo usne bawari ke liya hota hai woh Daya bhabhi ke haath mein necklace de deta hai

Daya bhabhi: ab main apni aankhon se patti hatalu

Bagha: Ji sethani ji!

Daya bhabhi khusi se penty kholti hai patti samjh ke aur uski nazar seedha necklace pe padti hai. Uska dhyan uski penty pe nahi jaata Daya bhabhi ko woh necklace bhot pasand aata hai aur woh usko usi time choomti hai.

Bagha: Achha sethani ji ab main chalta hu

Daya bhabhi: thik hai Bagha bhai Tappu ke papa se kehna unka gift mujhe bohot pasand aaya

Bagha: Ji sethani ji zaroor kahunga

Bagha ab dukaan ke liye nikal raha hota hai. Jaate jaate Bagha mudta hai aur kehta hai.

Bagha: Sethani ji ye aap kya kar rahi hai?

Daya bhabhi: (chaunkte hue) Kya hua Bagha bhai kya kiya maine?

Bagha: aap mere saamne aise akele woh bhi haath mein apni penty utaar ke kyu khade hai.

To be continued in part 2