TMKOC: Babita ji ki thukai – Part 1

Ek din Jethalal dukaan se ghar jaa raha hota hai. Aur woh dekhta hai ki ek dukaan ke bahar ek aadmi Babita par jor jor se chilla raha hai. Jethalal vahan jake Babita se puchhta hai ki kya hua.

Tabhi Babita dar jati hai aur Jethalal ko ghar jane ko kahti hai. Tabhi woh aadmi Jethalal se puchhta hai ki kya woh Babita ko janta hai. Isme Jethalal kahta hai ki woh Babita ka friend hai.

To aadmi kahta hai ki us dukaan ka malik hai aur Babita ne uski dukaan se ek ghadi churani ki koshish ki hai. Aur ye cctv mein saaf dikhai de raha hai.

Ye sun Jethalal ko jhatka lagta hai aur woh chillta hai, “Kya?” Woh Babita se puchhta hai “Babita ji ye aadmi kya kah raha hai?” Par Babita ki aakho mein aasu aa jate hai. Aur woh apni najre niche kar leti hai.

Dukandaar kahta hai ki, “Main abhi police ko bulata hu.” Ye sun Babita uske samne hath jodkar mafi mangne lagti hai. Jethalal bhi kahta hai, “Please bhai sahab aap inhe maaf kar dijiye. Ye bahut hi ijjatdar aurat hai.”

Babita ke mafi mangne aur gidgidane par woh man jata hai. Aur undono ko jane deta hai. Woh log paidal hi society ki taraf jane lagte hai. Babita ko apne harkat par sharam aa rahi hoti hai. Jethalal usse puchchhta hai ki, “Apne aesa kyu kiya?”

Babita is baat pe rona chalu kar deti hai aur kahti hai, “Jethaji please aap ye baat kisi ko mat bataiyega. Varna main to sharam se mar jaungi.” Jethalal puchhta hai, “Par aapko chori karne ki jarurat hi kyu padi? Kya iyer bhai aapko paise nahi dete?”

Babita batati hai ki iyer usko bahut hi kam paise deta hai jisse uska gujara nahi hota. Woh hamesa Babita ko saving karne ko kahta hai. Uski sari friends ke pass mahenge items hote hai. Sab log uske purani cheejo ka mazak udate hai.

Kahte hai ki uska standard nahi hai un logo ke sath uthne baithne layak. Isliye use chori karni padi. 2 din baad use ek party mein jana uske liye use mahengi ghadi aur dress chahiye thi.

Babita ki ye baat sun Jethalal ko ek idea aata hai. Woh Babita ke sath sone ka plan banata hai aur usse kahta hai.

“Babita ji mere hote hue aapko paiso ki chinta karne ki jarurat nahi. Bas ek bar kaha to hota main aapke samne paiso ke dher laga deta. Aapke liye to main itna kar hi sakta hu.”

Babita bolti hai “Are nahi nahi Jethaji main aapse paise nahi le sakti.” Jethalal bolta hai, “Nahi Babita ji, please mana mat kariye. Bataiye kitne rupee chahiye aap ko? Woh ghadi kitne ki aati hai?”

Jethalal ke baar baar kahne par Babita man jati hai aur bolti hai, “Woh ghadi to 20000 ki thi. Par uske bare mein aap kisi ko na bataiyega.”

Jethalal: “Us baat ko bhul jaiye. Mani aapko 40000 rupee dunga. Aur ye meri taraf se gift hai.”

Babita: “Oh, thank you, Jethaji.”

Jethalal: “Par iske badle aapko bhi ek gift dena hoga mujhe.”

Babita: “Kya?”

Jethalal: “Gift mein chahiye aapka jism. Matlab main aapki lena chahta hu.”

Babita: “Chhii. Jethaji. Aap aesa soch bhi kaise sakte hai? Kitne gire hue aadmi nikle aap. Apne paise apne pas rakhiye nahi chahiye aapke paise ye sab karne ke liye.”

Jethalal bolta hai, “Aapke paas koi dusra rasta nahi hai. Bas mujhse ek baar marwa lijiye aur 40000 rupee le lijiye. Ya to main aapki chori ki baat sari society ko bata du.”

Ab Babita buri tarah fas gayi thi. Jethalal bolta hai, “Koi jaldi nahi hai. Raat bhar sochiye aur kal meri dukaan mein aakar apna faisla bata dijiye.” Society bhi aa gayi thi tab tak woh dono ghar chale jate hai.

Babita raat bhar yahi sochti rahti hai ki kya kare. Jethalal se chudwakar 40,000 rupee lele ya fir rahne de. Use is baat ka bhi dar tha ki kahin Jetha uski chori wali baat sabko bata na de.

Woh Iyer se kuch paise mangti hai par Iyer use mana kar deta hai. Kahta hai ki faltu mein paisa udana band karo. Uski is baat se Babita gussa ho jati hai aur un dono me ladai hone lagti hai.

Babita sochti hai ki Jethalal ka offer bhi bura nahi hai. 40,000 rupee mein to ghadi aur dress bhi aa jaegi. Fir woh bhi apni friends ko dikha paegi woh sab. Bas ek baar usse chudwana hi to hai.

Aur ye to woh sadhi se pahle kitni baar kai logo se marwa chuki hai. Uske liye ye koi nayi baat nahi hai. Agle din woh Jethalal ki dukaan jati hai. Jethalal use godown mein le jata hai.

Aur Bagha se kah deta hai jab tak woh aur Babita baat kar rahe hai koi unko disturb na kare. Babita Jethalal ko batati hai ki woh marwane ke liye taiyaar hai. Par sirf pahli aur akhiri baar.

Jethalal bolta hai, “Are aapki bas ek baar hi lene ko mil jae to maza aa jaega.” Babita puchhti hai kya koi jagah hai chudai karne ke liye.

Jethalal batata hai ki aaj mehta saheb ka ghar khali hai. Mehta office gaya hai aur Anjali apni friend ke yahan aur dono ko aane me raat ho jaegi. Aur unke ghar ki ek chabhi uske paas hai.

Babita plan man jati. Jethalal 40000 rupee leleta hai aur dono nikal padte hai society ki taraf. Jethalal Bagha ko bolta hai ki dukaan ka dhyan rakhna. Jethalal apna plan Babita ko sunata hai ki pahle woh sabse bachkar Mehta ke ghar jaega.

Fir woh bhi sabse bach kar Mehta ke ghar aa jae. Jethalal bahut hi excited ho raha hota hai. Akhir usko Babita ki lene ka mauka mil hi gaya. Woh Babita ko upar se lekar niche tak dekhta hai.

Aaj Babita ne t-shirt aur jeans pahni hui thi. Jethalal uske bade bade doodh dekh raha hota hai aur unko dabane ka man karta hai. Woh abhi apne aapko kabu mein rakhta hai aur auto se dono jane lagte hai society.

Aage ki story aaegi part 2 mein. Bahut jaldi hi upload karni ki kosis karunga.